“Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid.”

Where Days went wrong

2008-09-14T00:07:48Z

Ok, so Days of our Lives has been going through some shit, as a show. Seriously, they've been through drama with the writers and the producers, and there were a few weeks where the show was really great. I doubt it had anything to do with Hogan...

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Saving General Hospital

2008-08-19T01:14:56Z

Ok, so GH kind of sucks right now. And by sucks I mean it's horrendous to watch. Now, I can appreciate parts of it, but really. So, here's my plan to fix the show. First, get rid of the mob. Not entirely, but it's SO FOCUSED on the mob. F...

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EJ/Sami/Lucas

2008-05-26T19:47:06Z

Oy. So, Sami and Lucas have been THE couple on Days since like 1998. They push them together and pull them apart and it's been a great ride. And then EJ came on the scene and blackmailed Sami into marrying him to end the DiMera/Brady feud. At ...

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The Salem Stalker, Part 2

2008-05-25T21:16:37Z

Ok, so Marlena confesses to the crimes. But everyone is like, "Why would Marlena do this!?" Especially her husband, John and her daughter Sami. So, she's in jail and there's some deal with a prisoner named Crystal Chablis that I don't remember...

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The Salem Stalker

2008-04-18T00:46:11Z

So, after some horribly boring years on Days of our Lives, NBC got smart. See, at the time, Passions had taken over for Another World and NBC was down to just 2 soaps having got rid of Sunset Beach not too long before Another World. So, Days wa...

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Real Sex

2008-03-30T00:04:25Z

No, gentle readers, this post is not about my sex life (that post would take a minute to write and wouldn't be very interesting). I was idly flipping channels the other night as I was trying to go to sleep and came across an episode of Real Sex o...

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Why I Love Soaps

2008-03-23T23:49:41Z

Some people like true crime shows because of all the delightful fact finding and craziness. Some people like makeover shows because they like the feeling it gives them seeing people finally become happy about their own appearance. And some peopl...

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Back in Black

2008-03-23T00:55:17Z

Ah, my woefully neglected little blog. I think perhaps part of the reason I am so forgetful about posting here is that none of my friends are on VOX in real life, nor do they perhaps even know that I am on VOX. My main reason for creating this b...

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It's just a little crush

2007-10-20T03:19:16Z

So, work crush? Mostly gone by now. I've never actually talked to him up close to notice his facial features in detail, but I did today and omg, his mouth and nose are so out of whack with the rest of his face, I don't know how I never noticed. ...

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Workout

2007-10-11T04:22:10Z

Ok, so I totally didn't cancel my membership. Because I'm an idiot. And lazy. Ok. I really need to either shit or get off the pot with this thing. I have no idea about going to the gym, but the one near me down the street, never seems that cro...

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